Tuesday, April 19, 2011

At Least I Have BIG Pecs!

4-19-2011
I had a ginormous lunch (Jose Peppers to be exact!) so I decided that instead of eating dinner I would get some sort of work out in.  And for that I will be going straight to Heaven! 

Sunday, April 17, 2011

I Need My Beauty Sleep

4-17-2011
Ask and you shall receive.  Lots of folks have asked me if I've blogged lately.  Well, let me just scream it from the rooftop...
I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT IN WEEKS.  I'M LAZY AND GETTING CHUNKIER BY THE MINUTE.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Obviously It's Time to Try Anorexia

4-3-2011
I have spent the past two weekends with two of the prettiest ladies (with the biggest hearts) I have ever known.  Do you know what this does to my ego? 

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Damn you Nicole Richie.

3-29-2011
It's been awhile since I blogged...which means I haven't worked out in days.  I'm a slacker.  I'll blame it on Spring Break.  I was telling myself all day that tonight I had to work out.  Then, like a sign from God, this afternoon I had an email from Tracy Anderson...the exercise lady.  Here is the Cliff note version.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Rockstar

3-20-2011
Day Two.  Check.  I did it!  I only did 15 minutes of the cardio because I am so freakin' sore.  I should explain the soreness.  It's only my right side that is sore, especially in the butt area.  I know why...it's because I half-assed (literally!) my left side yesterday. I was about to die.  Remember?

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Front Butt

3-19-2011
First workout complete!  It was hard, no doubt about it.  I nearly died.  The cardio part...holy crap!  Imagine jumping in place and bouncing around for 30 straight minutes.  Yep, that's what it is.  I could only bounce for 20 minutes before I collapsed.  Her music sucks too, so now I have to find some Mexican jumping bean music that will keep me going for 30 minutes.  Add it to my to do list.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Liars.

3-18-2011
I just checked the website and the DVDs are supposed to be delivered today!  So, it doesn't really take 2-3 weeks for delivery I see. Liars.  They better not be lying about the amazing transformation that is supposed to happen to my bod.