Damn you Nicole Richie.

3-29-2011
It's been awhile since I blogged...which means I haven't worked out in days.  I'm a slacker.  I'll blame it on Spring Break.  I was telling myself all day that tonight I had to work out.  Then, like a sign from God, this afternoon I had an email from Tracy Anderson...the exercise lady.  Here is the Cliff note version.

Rockstar

3-20-2011
Day Two.  Check.  I did it!  I only did 15 minutes of the cardio because I am so freakin' sore.  I should explain the soreness.  It's only my right side that is sore, especially in the butt area.  I know why...it's because I half-assed (literally!) my left side yesterday. I was about to die.  Remember?

Front Butt

3-19-2011
First workout complete!  It was hard, no doubt about it.  I nearly died.  The cardio part...holy crap!  Imagine jumping in place and bouncing around for 30 straight minutes.  Yep, that's what it is.  I could only bounce for 20 minutes before I collapsed.  Her music sucks too, so now I have to find some Mexican jumping bean music that will keep me going for 30 minutes.  Add it to my to do list.

Liars.

3-18-2011
I just checked the website and the DVDs are supposed to be delivered today!  So, it doesn't really take 2-3 weeks for delivery I see. Liars.  They better not be lying about the amazing transformation that is supposed to happen to my bod. 

I Did It!

3-14-2011
No, I didn't work out.  Who do you think I am?  But I let Kylee take the "before" pictures.  And I lived to tell about it.  Lucky readers.

Well...let's get started. Kind of.

3-13-11
I don't know what came over me today.  But something did.  Before I knew what hit me, there I was ordering yet ANOTHER exercise program on the Internet.  This time I ordered Tracy Anderson's...Metamophasis.  I have a closet full of DVDs promising to get my fat ass in shape.  Obviously I have issues.