Tuesday, April 19, 2011

At Least I Have BIG Pecs!

4-19-2011
I had a ginormous lunch (Jose Peppers to be exact!) so I decided that instead of eating dinner I would get some sort of work out in.  And for that I will be going straight to Heaven! 

I escaped to the basement about 7:15.  Kids were fed, Kylee was in the tub, and Troon was golfing with Dan.  I was about 2 minutes into my Jillian Michaels (Bitch From Hell) 30 Day Shred DVD when I was joined by Troon.  He grabbed some little 2 pound weights and joined in the fun.  It was so stinkin' cute!  Then shortly after, right in the middle of the push-up portion, Dan came down for a visit.  See why it's impossible for me to exercise?  Anyway, I was moaning and groaning about push-ups being torture and Dan chimes in with, "I don't know why.  You have big pecs."  Then he went upstairs and left me alone with Troon and Jillian.  Nice!

I continued on with the DVD, working up quite the sweat after about 10 minutes (I'm soooo out of shape) when Trooner decided that he would play Hungry Hippo in the middle of the living room.  It was an extra hurdle for me to do jumping jacks around that little side show...but I managed not to fall.  Kylee joined shortly after and they began to argue about who would be the pink Hippo.  Don't worry, I managed to jog in place while being the referee.  I can multi-task with the best of 'em.  After that little spat, Troon decided to go get a different game, while I'm squatting and lifting my 5 pound weights, and managed to get stuck in the closet.  I hope you are thinking "where the hell is Dan?"...I sure was. 

After that, I was done.  I did 20 minutes...sort of successfully.  I have two kids that obviously needed me and a husband that manages to disappear whenever given the chance.  Screw it.  My big pecs will just blend right in with the rest of my big body.

JL

2 comments:

  1. Good one! I can see that whole story taking place in the basement...gotta love kids, husbands (I don't have one, but I figure you should love them even if they disappear), and HATE Jillian Michaels with all your heart!

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