Front Butt

3-19-2011
First workout complete!  It was hard, no doubt about it.  I nearly died.  The cardio part...holy crap!  Imagine jumping in place and bouncing around for 30 straight minutes.  Yep, that's what it is.  I could only bounce for 20 minutes before I collapsed.  Her music sucks too, so now I have to find some Mexican jumping bean music that will keep me going for 30 minutes.  Add it to my to do list.

After that portion of hell was over, I decided to bust out the tape measure and get that part done.  The little kit comes with a mighty cute tape measure and recording sheet.  So I measured my hips, thigh, waist, bust, and arm and wrote it all down.  I have no idea what the numbers mean, but I'll play her little game.  I do know that my waist and bust are the same number...which can't be good.  I had to weigh myself too.  It appears I am supposed to weigh myself every day.  Ummm...that won't be good for the ego I can guarantee.

I then proceeded to the second DVD, which is a 30 minute muscle workout involving 3 pound weights.  It wasn't bad at all.  I was sweating like a whore in church, but I did do all 30 minutes.  She does some weird things, that I didn't know humans could do, but I tried my best.  I think that DVD will get easier for me each time.  Well, I hope.  The DVDs change every 10 days, so I think maybe this first one is the easiest, which means I am extremely out of shape.

As I was doing this muscle workout thing, I had to get on all fours for some leg lifting/dog peeing on a tree type exercise.  As I was doing this, I realized that I have a FRONT BUTT.  OMG.  I really do.  I need liposuction.  Today.  My skin was just hanging there in front of me, right around my belly button area.  Once I finished throwing up in my mouth, and trying to blame that extra skin on my two babies, I realized that this exercise thing is not an option.  I have to do it.  My front butt will not be tolerated. 

Time for a cup of coffee, which this Nazi exercise woman strickly forbids...but I've always been a bit of a rule breaker.

JL